My Friday the 13th sucked

I had a horrible Friday the 13th. It started with me being stressed about these impending events of the New World Order and Agenda 21 that I've found online, and then the unforseen bullshit. So I'm laying in bed playing NBA 2k10 and I hear a small boom. I'm like what the...?! I go investigate to find my closet mirror fell all by itself. Now my fiance and I had it stuck up pretty good using some stuff from Staples and I realize anything can happen but why today? Next I'm washing out a bowl to have cereal and I lay my phone there and as I go to pick it up...I knock it off the countertop and it lands on its face. I pick it up to see that my screen is cracked, and cracked pretty bad too. Why me, why now?